Spongebob employee of the month game windows

SpongeBob: As soon as he stops shaking my hand.

You can't trust him as far as you can throw him.

Squidward: Look at that buck-toothed, corn-fed smile.

He's nothing but a lying, boneless, ink-squirting, big-nosed phony!

SpongeBob: And may the better man win.

Squidward: Okay, let's have a good clean fight.

We should save our energy for work where we really need it. If we keep this up, neither of us will win the award!

Squidward: SpongeBob, I can't take it anymore.

Squidward: So long, Sponge loser! SpongeBob? Truce?.

Squidward: SpongeBob! Why, you littleвЂ¦!.

Don't wanna look tired for my 'Employee of the Month' photo! Squidward!

Squidward: I'm going to wring you dry when I get outta here! Now get me outta here!.

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Going somewhere?.

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, getting sleepy, huh?.

Squidward: I'm watching you, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Well, me neither! вЂ¦26-time loser! Look at him.

Squidward: I don't need to sleep! Loser!.

SpongeBob: Well, you'll have to get up pretty early to get there before me!.

Squidward: Don't bother I'll have done it already by the time you get there!.

SpongeBob: Well, I'm going in early to wax the floors!.

I'm gonna be the new 'Employee of the Month'! I will prove to you that I am far more competent than you!

Squidward: Oh, that's it, square-for-brains! That's it! I'm gonna show you how easy it is to win that award.

SpongeBob: I've been better than you 26 months-and it'll be 27 tomorrow.

Squidward: Are y-Are you trying to say that you are better than me?!.

SpongeBob: Maybe so, but I did win 'Employee of the Month' 26 months in a row.

Squidward: You're a lunatic, SpongeBob!.

Squidward: Stop it, SpongeBob! If I really wanted that award, I could win it with my tentacles tied!.

SpongeBob: You can't win that award if you don't get up for work!.

Squidward: SpongeBob! What are you doing here?!.

SpongeBob: I won't let Squidward win! He can't go to work if he doesn't wake up.

SpongeBob Picture: Good! Now move out!.

SpongeBob Picture: There's no room for 'buts' in war, soldier! He wants you to crack! He's trying to trick you, get inside your mind! You will stop at nothing-and I mean nothing-to defeat him! Have I made myself clear, private?.

SpongeBob Picture: Stow that kind of talk, sailor! This is war now, private! That's exactly what he wants you to think! This is no time to go lily-livered on us!.

SpongeBob: What if Squidward's right? What if the award is a phony? Does this mean my whole body of work is meaningless?!.

Squidward: I'm telling you for the last time, that award is nothing but a joke!.

SpongeBob: An experienced employee of the month always keeps a brick of lead in his hat.

Squidward: And this is a symbol of what I think of the 'Employee of the Month' award! Ow!.

Squidward: It's a symbol that you're a chump!.

Like this hat, that award is a symbol of.

SpongeBob: That is not true, Squidward.

Squidward: I already told you, that award is a bunch of.baloney!.

Krabs about this! It'll hurt my chances of winning the award!

Squidward: You're losing it! Don't you know that award is a load of.

Squidward: Need some help? What are you doing?.

SpongeBob: Nooo! How could I have let the quality of my work slip so much?!.

There might be a new face on the wall this month. Squidward appears to be on the verge of a breakout. Krabs: Thattaboy, SpongeBob! This is going to be a tough one though! There's no clear cut winner! Watch out, SpongeBob. Having pride in your work is nothing to be ashamed of, why it's the only thing that makes it all worthwhile.

SpongeBob: Squidward, you've got it all wrong.

Squidward: Oh, for what? To get my face on the Wall of Shame?.

You could win it too if you tried harder. Krabs gives you that award, so you'll work harder for no extra money.

Squidward: SpongeBob, don't you know that award's a scam?.

SpongeBob: No, silly! That's on the 15th! Today is the beginning of the judging for Employee of the Month.

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward? Hey, Squidward? Hey, Squidward? Hey, Squidward? Hey, Squidward?.

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode ' Employee of the Month' from season 1, which aired on March 8, 2000. ' Scaredy Pants' List of episode transcripts

Spongebob employee of the month game windows